Saturday, February 28, 2015

Pictures That Aren't Worth a Thousand Words By-Charlie Spink

I saw"pot-stickers" on the menu at my favorite Chinese Restaurant.  My car has "pot-stickers" as well. They're on the bumper and they say "Legalize that shit!" #pothead 



I was reading through "USA Today" and I realized that whole newspaper is a lie.  USA Today? That's B.S! All of this stuff happened yesterday.  They should call this publication "Yesterday's News" #yesterdaysnews.





Question: What did the burrito say to the other burrito, while eating a burrito? Answer: I have no freaking idea but this is an actual painting that I saw on a brick wall next to a taco stand in San Jose, California. This piece definitely brings up a lot of questions. Is it trying to say something about parenting? After-all, that baby burrito is probably the offspring of one if not both of these adult burritos. Or maybe the mural is trying to say something about courtship. It does appear that the burrito holding the baby burrito is trying to seduce the other burrito by offering it the baby burrito.  Kind of like when a single dad takes a jog through the park and uses his baby as a wing-man in order to pick-up hot female joggers except for with a creepy, carne esada-based cannibalism angle. What's really going on here? I no comprende. But it's an interesting pic nonetheless and all of the burritos in question look "Muy deliciouso!"