Adolph
Hitler was not a dumb guy. For what he lacked in congeniality, open-mindedness,
and an adequate number of testicles, he more than made up for in strategic
brilliance. Now I know very little about
war, but if a petit, one-balled fellow was nearly able to take-over the world
then he must have been doing something right.
I
don’t attend a school of thought that teaches anti-Semitism, on the contrary, I
think that the Jews were responsible for building an empire that came within
inches from achieving world dominance.
And this is why Hitler, despite his hatred of the Jewish race, used them
as his cheap labor. Adolph looked at the
Jewish slave résumé and he was no doubt impressed. Hebrew slaves were responsible for the
building of the pyramids, which are undeniably one of the wonders of the
world.
With quality
craftsmanship like that, who wouldn’t want enslaved Jews to handle their handiwork?
Jews were also responsible for
constructing another great wonder that has stood erect for thousands of years;
Christianity. Jesus was a Jew, so was
his father, and all of his apostles were also kosher card-carrying Jews. Even the poor Jerusalemites who voted for
Jesus’ death, (which was a necessary step in establishing the part-time carpenter/
full-time Christ as a deity) were all Jewish.
The world owes the Pyramids, Jesus Christ, and circumcision to the
practice of Judaism. With on-the-clock results
like that, they deserve to take off all of the extra-holidays that they want.
Even a
racist-bastard like the Hitler was able to see that he should put his
prejudices aside and hire a group of people based on their history of strong
results. Many historians still think
that Hitler would be running the show today if he wouldn’t have gone and killed
off all of his Judean allies. Without a
strong Jewish support squad Germany was just a bunch of Aryan Blondes. Few know
this but the “Pure German Race” was the ethnicity that launched a billion dumb
blonde jokes, all of which were penned by Jewish comedians (whom would later be
put to death for their work).
The
theme of overcoming racism in order to build a brighter future is still quite
relevant in today’s America. With local
red-necks bitching and complaining about the surge of migrant workers who are
taking their jobs, I feel that it’s necessary to take a look at the ethnic
résumés of each major race to see who really deserves our nation’s cheap labor.
Peoples
of Latino and Hispanic origins seem to be the most venerable targets in this
war of words so let’s start off with them.
Throughout history these bean-powered individuals have used the
complex-carbohydrates in their diet to create some of the world’s most amazing architecture,
eateries, and party accessories. The
Mayan and the Aztec cultures built their own pyramids and temples to the Gods
that have stood for thousands of years. Sure
their pyramids may not be as famous as the pyramids that lay on the sands of
Egypt, but the churros that are for sale at the Hispanic pyramids are far more
delicious (and not as sandy as their Egyptian churro counterparts). The constructing of long-lasting architecture
like that takes some top-quality handy-work.
It was the
faith-driven peoples of Latin American heritage who were responsible for
building the 125 foot statue of Jesus that looks over Rio de Janeiro. Bible-thumpers here in the US can talk all
they want about how these people are ruining the economy, yet they are the ones
who are using their time and money to pay homage to your God, while you guys
are blowing your collection plate offerings on Porches and Child Molestation
Lawyers.
What have
Caucasians created? Whites are the main race complaining about the foreign
work-force taking their jobs, but historically speaking the white man has the
least impressive résumé.
The Chinese have
built a Great Wall that can be seen from outer space. They have also built the
railroads that patriotically connect our country “from sea to shining sea.” Not to mention that their cookies are not
only delicious but wise, they expand both our minds and our backsides. In comparison whites built their own (not so)
Great Wall, it was called the Berlin Wall and it fell. The Great Wall can be seen from space and was
able to withstand many a war, while the Berlin fell just because David Hastlehoft
decided to perform the song “Freedom.” While other races are fully capable of
creating “Great Walls” we can’t even put up great wall-paper without the
assistance of our Mexican amigos down at the Home Depot. And when it comes to railroads, whites can’t
take credit for the coastal-globalization that trains have provided our nation,
our only claim to railroad fame is that two out of every three homeless people
that you see asleep on the subway are white.
African-Americans
have long-since been getting the crap jobs in this country, but looking into
their ethnic repertoire they have been responsible for much greater wonders of
the world than whites. Blacks built
America, the greatest country in the history of the world. Our country was built on the backs of those
who couldn’t possibly get a sun-burn, the only redness in those necks were the
cuts and bruises left by the whips of their lazy bastard masters. And since the human race technically began in
Africa, black people are responsible for the initial building of the human
being itself. Whites can fool around
with cloning all they’d like, but nothing compares to the real deal.
Pushy pale people
are the ones who are screaming and complaining about immigration and what it is
doing to our economy. But in a land that
prides itself as being a place where “the best of the best” strive for
greatness why would we entrust whites with simple yard-work let alone major
construction.
While the Jews built
the Pyramids, Latinos constructed major temples, the Chinamen built the Great
Wall, and Black folks built America. What
have whites contributed to the aesthetic beauty of the world?
There is
Stonehenge, and all I have to say to that is, “Stonehenge? What the Hell?” To this very day us whites are so confused
over why we built Stonehenge that many of us still blame it on Aliens (the
Green kind, not the kind that need a Green Card). Personally, I think we were just drunk.
The only feats of
amazement that can be contributed to the white man have two things in common:
they are all phallic shaped and useless.
Which ironically enough is what most of the women of the world consider
a white man’s penis to be (Phallic shaped and useless). The Washington monument and the Eiffel Tower
are both impressive in the fact that they are massive testaments to what white
men can do when they have nothing but time on their hands. Neither one of them have a practical use other
than trying to prove to the world that an enormous white phallus does in-fact
exist. Then there is The Leaning Tower
of Pisa, which was not only another excuse to make a large penile-shaped
object, but a deformed bent one at that.
Why should America
give cheap labor to whites (citizens or not) if all they are going to build
with their time and money are monuments to compensate for their lack of
god-given genital girth.
Our great nation
should learn from our own forefathers, and our formerly mono-sphered enemy and
just let other “chosen people” do all of our hard labor for us. “The best man
for the best job” isn’t that what the USA is all about? If we start to give whites all of the cheap
labor that we currently employ to brown people; lawns will go un-mowed, and our
economy will no longer be given the freedom needed to grow. Regardless of race, color, or creed, the
best worker for each job is what we need.
Through cheap labor we want to build a useful and bright tomorrow, not
another useless white dildo.
